realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility
I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received
You think I’m not a goddess?
This is a torch song.
Touch me and you’ll burn.
The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.
Asian male apology game = tight.
laughed so fuckin hard at the fuckin breakdancer
It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.
How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.