crownedprincesszelda:

WE OWN ALPACAS AND I SWEAR TO YOU THIS REALLY HAPPENS
THEY ARE SUCH MYSTERIOUS CREATURES
IT’S TERRIFYING

crownedprincesszelda:

WE OWN ALPACAS AND I SWEAR TO YOU THIS REALLY HAPPENS

THEY ARE SUCH MYSTERIOUS CREATURES

IT’S TERRIFYING

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

unamusedsloth:

Cats can be bros sometimes.

frostingpeetaswounds:

that one character you would literally die for to protect if they were real

Our founders built the wall to keep us safe. And they divided us into five groups, Factions, to keep the peace.

[…] If Caleb wasn’t fit for Abnegation, how can I be? But what choice do I have, now that he left us and I’m the only one who remains? He left me no other option.

I set my jaw. I will be the child that stays; I have to do this for my parents. I have to.

Marcus offers me my knife. […] I turn toward the bowls. Dauntless fire and Abnegation stones are both on my left, one in front of my shoulder and on behind. I hold the knife in my right hand and touch the blade to my palm. Gritting my teeth, I drag the blade down. It stings, but I barely notice. I hold both hands to my chest, and my next breath shudders on the way out. I open my eyes and thrust m arm out. My blood drips onto the carpet between the two bowls. Then, with a grasp I can’t contain, I shift my hand forward, and my blood sizzles on the coals.

I am selfish. I am brave.

fer1972:

Painterly Nudes by Alberto Sevesos